A/n: My first male reader insert! Yay! Also in an somewhat real-life AU. Expect next chapter soon! My Docs file is just a section of dead dreams.
(Y/n): Your name or someone else's
(F/f): Favorite Food
(F/RvB): Favorite Red vs Blue Character
(H/c): Hair color
(F/a): Favorite Anime
You know the drill.
About You: You're the boyfriend of Yang, you don't know that she is the vigilante: The Nutcracker. The fact that she is gone on her patrols, makes you suspect she's cheating on you. You're also friends with team JNPR and team RWBY. You also tend to call them that because of the fact that they tend to hang primarily with each other. You are also pathetically weak and a somewhat good cook.
Anyways let's get started with the story.
[Blood Gulch Diner] (in this AU the blood gulch crew opened a diner, but still hate each other, also Butch is alive!)
You receive a text from Yang
- Hey baby. Something came up. Gotta cancel. Sorry
Okay ); -
You sigh as she canceled on you, again. This wasn't the first time she's done this, you just thought she would come this time because you're birthday was coming up. While you got up, you told (F/RvB) that you were going home and to tell the manager. You got into your car, you turn on the radio and it was turned on to the news station.
“Another robbery was stopped by the mysterious Nutcracker-” was all it could say before you turned it to your favorite channel. You drove home with the odd sensation that you were being followed. You shrugged it off because the author said you did. After arriving home you decided to turn on some (F/a) to pass the time. You also wanted to binge your sadness away with some television as you prepared to eat some (F/f). She ditched you multiple times and every night she would come back quite tired with mysterious cuts and bruises, when you asked her about this she always manages to find a way to avoid the question. This only makes you more suspicious of her, and make you more concerned on her safety. She never did say where she worked or what she did, it was just a question she would avoid. You decide to blow some steam off with a night walk. As you walked out, you heard a call of your name “HEY (Y/N)!” when you looked up you say where it came from. It came from the knuckleheads the Uzumaki twins (Naruto and Naruko, they are also Kitsune fanus). You liked the both of them, but their Godfather, Jiraiya (apparently Blake also likes his books, for whatever reason (maybe because of the smut)), always takes peaks at Yang while she's taking a bath, calling it “research”, old pervert. But you liked the Fox Twins, far better than the pervert anyways, they are always nice to you and put up with the puns Yang comes up with.
“WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU WANTED TO COME WALK WITH US AROUND TOWN!” Naruko responded.
“OKAY! THAT SOUNDS FINE!” You replied.
With that being said the two ran up to you. With all of their part-kitsune glory, with their whiskers, fox ears, and 9-tails. Wearing their casual wear, an orange jumpsuit with black sleeves and shoulders all the way to the collar. “So what do you plan on doing?” you asked.
“Well, my sister was hoping to see Sasuke.” Naruto said before getting smacked in the head by said sister.
’And there's the next thing I can tease her about.’ you thought as you helped the male of the duo up. “If you want to know…” she paused “we were going to go get some ramen and…” she paused again “meet up with some friends.”
“Like Sasuke~” you asked nudging her with your elbow. She blushed as you said this. A sudden realization hit you, this made you grin ear to ear. “With his brooding attitude, white shirt that reveals his” you bring yourself closer to ear “amazing pectoral muscles and those abs,” she blushed an even deeper red, this makes you grin even wider as you go back “oh and that amazing katana, I bet he knows how to use it” you get closer to her ear again “both of them” (bow-chicka-wow-wow) at this point her face looked like Hinata’s after Naruto gives her a compliment.
“Shut up!” Naruko responded hiding her blush with one of her tails.
“Aw come on, you're blushing.” You said with the greatest smile on your face.
“I am, and I hate it!”
“Can we please get going? I really want some ramen!” Naruto chimed in hoping to get there in time for the special. “Sure, who knows? Maybe we can see Sasuke on the way?...” You answered. Naruko only glared with anger, with all of her blush gone, at you and your happy smile.
-TO ICHIRAKU RAMEN!-
“So she ditched you tonight again?” Hinata asked.
“Yeah. Again.” You respond.
“And she hasn't told you why she ditched you?” Kiba asked.
“Not yet.” You answer.
“And every night she comes back with mysterious bruises?” Shino asked entering the conversation, giving you a slight shock that he was there “Also yes I'm still here.”
“Uhhh, yeah… how long were you here?” you ask.
“I was here since Kiba and Hinata got here, but I came for a buyer.” Shino answered holding a bag of bugs. You shudder at this thinking of what strange uses a person has. After getting the somewhat disturbing thoughts out your head, you decided to speak again “Ok.”
“Is there anything you plan on doing anything about it?” Kiba asked.
“Well, no. I won't do anything about this. I'm just respecting her privacy.” you reply. Everyone, including the chef and his daughter, gave you this awkward stare. For a few awkward seconds Kiba broke the silence “Bull-$#!*.”
“That's one of the reasons, a major one is that she might get mad and she's scary when she's mad,” you said with a slight hint of fear. The others seemed to have shudder at that idiot who angered Yang and the beatdown he took. Last they heard he lost the use of his legs for a month. All of you shudder in fear as to what would happen to you.
“Anyways. I'm going to head home, see ya later,” you said as you left, leaving some money for the ramen you had.
You walked home, passing by an alleyway. You would've not minded it if you hadn't heard a call for help. You went into the alleyway and found Naruko getting mugged by two thugs. “Who's going to save you now? Little demon!” one of them said holding a knife.
You may have been weak, but you can't sit there and hear one of your friends get hurt or WORSE. You ran towards them with full speed. Then you punched the one that called your kind friend a demon.
They were now kicking you in the gut. Naruko ran off to get help. One of them put you up and put you into a full Nelson, the other one started punching you in the gut. ‘Where the h*** is she?’ you thought with a hint of anger. While you thought this the guy punching you decided to pull out his knife. You realized this and prepared for the worst. Thunder clapped in the distance, the thug was then gone, and the other got scared and started running before tripping and disappearing. Naruto and his sister came back, “(Y/n)!” Naruko said hugging you.
“It's okay, I'm okay,” You say to reassure her that you're fine.
“I got worried, I care for that's all.”
“Hakuna matata. I'm going home,” you said, getting up and breaking the hug. You began walking home.
You got home and went to your room and slept on the bed. Quietly, the window slid open and Yang crawled in, with more bruises and cuts than she did last night, in her regular clothing. She got in bed with you, holding you close to her. “I'm sorry, sorry that I had to cancel, sorry that I couldn't have gotten there sooner, I'm sorry,” she whispered holding her hand in your (H/c) hair.
The reason why she did this, the reason why she seemed to not have a lot of time for you, was because she cared.